A Note on Car Masturbating:

Yes, of course it can be dangerous.  It can also be employed as a stimulating activity during long, late night drives when a person may otherwise be at risk of falling asleep at the wheel.  You don't need to come to orgasm.  The energy can be raised and celebrated without the inebriation of climax.  I like to blast my favorite music, reach my hand down and yell and sing and scream and laugh.  I ride with the wind blowing in my face and the divine wisdom of my ipod shuffle wrapping me in song.  This is a wonderful venue for auto-erotic exploration, especially for a homeless vagabond such as myself.